- Trump Decides to Stop Campaign
- Turns out it was all one giant April Fool’s Joke
- Mr. Wedge Named Hillary’s VP
- Ben Rein Returns As Head of… Lettuce
- It’s Actually Dr. Ross’s Birthday
- Chicken Only A Little Tender
- Portobello Salad Only Moderately Jazzy
- Vegetarians Offered Annual Hot Meal in McFall
- Don’t Forget to Register for AP Prom
- Leaked Video Camera Footage From Octagon Study Rooms Being Reviewed
- Oates Theater To Install Kiss-Cam
- Wilson/Ciara To Wed in Centennial Hall
- Look for invitations on Schoology
- Brad Cooke Leaving Collegiate To Start His Own Religion
- Sra. Soria-Nieto Joins Presidential Race
- Brunch Now To Feature Food
- New Dress Code Bans Adam’s Apples
- All boys required to wear turtlenecks or scarves.
- Seahawks turtlenecks can be purchased at the Cougar Shop for $99.99.
- Russell Wilson Caught With Shirt Untucked
- Diploma has been revoked.
- The Cough Is Back
- Twin Madness: Fill Out Your Twins Bracket
- Gaffney vs. Harris
- White vs. Murphy
- Hunter vs. Roupas
- Carr vs. Klein
- Pettus vs. Alexander
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