HUMOR

TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR PROBABLY NOT GETTING INTO COLLEGE

10. Yer letters of rec. were written in emoji.

9. That weird birthmark.

8. The bribes weren’t enough.

7. Those tweets…

6. Yor email to the Dean of Admissions where you misspelled “fascist.”

5.5. You aren’t sure who youre college counselor is.

5. That restraining order…

4. Yo’ure not finishing high school…

3.5. uur SAT score looks like an ACT score.

3. Ur parents didn’t go to UVA.

2. You don’t know how to spell “you’re.”

TOP TEN BACK UP PLANS IF YOU DON’T GET INTO COLLEGE

10. Youtube Influencer

9. Amish Rake-Fighting Champions League

8. Nerf Gun Salesperson

7.6. Sign flipper on West Broad

7.5. Soundcloud rapper

7. Cat burglar

6.5. Podcaster

6. Javelin Catcher

5.5. Competitive Eating Champion

5. Collegiate Valet Parker

3.5. Fyre Fest II Organizer

2. Lounge Singer

1.5. Teacher

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