Bay Diggs spells his name with a "y", not an "ae". Bay can be Bae, but you are going to have to earn it first. There's a reason Beyoncé's nickname is "Bey" and that reason is me. I'm flawless. Watermelon. I fill the tub up halfway and Beyoncé wishes she could have woken up like dis. When it comes down to it, I write things. I'm just a simple boy trying to live a simple life; having to dealing with Beyoncé's rampant jealousy. Read my articles; I think they're pretty funny, except when they aren't. If you don't laugh, maybe you can get a kick out of the fact that my puny intellect even attempted to make a great mind like your own amused, Kim Jong-un.