Category Archives: Humor

OPINION: Twinning: A Blessing and A Curse

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Cross Country Does Exist, And It IS A Sport

OPINION The opinions published by The Match are solely those of the author, and not of the entire publication, its staff, or Collegiate School. The…

Breakfast Battle: Waffle House, IHOP, or Silver Diner?

OPINION The opinions published by The Match are solely those of the author, and not of the entire publication, its staff, or Collegiate School. The…

Mayonnaise: The Worst Thing in the World

OPINION The opinions published by The Match are solely those of the author, and not of the entire publication, its staff, or Collegiate School. The…

A New Spin On An American Classic

HUMOR By Andrew Eastep The cheeseburger is one of the most hotly debated topics in American gastronomy. Many great chefs have tried…

Is a Pop-Tart Ravioli? Aristotle Weighs In.

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It’s All About Soul

By Andrew Eastep WARNING: Spoilers for the Disney Pixar film Soul ahead.  New Year’s Eve, 2020. I reclined onto the sofa as…

Geese Attack A Transcendentalist

By Keaton Rahman In the beginning of the summer, on a cloudless Saturday afternoon, I strolled innocently down the goose excrement-covered pathway…

Our Least Favorite Foods

By Keaton Rahman Everyone has a least favorite food. Find me someone who likes every single food; it’s impossible. The range of…

Top Ten Family Night Activities

 HUMOR 10. Avoiding my family 9. Search & Destroy with the boyz 8. ACT prep 7. “Secret” track practice 6.5. Answering the…