Category Archives: Humor

The Future of Collegiate’s Future of Tennis

By Edan McDonald As soon as I entered through the door, I was lost. Despite being an alumnus of Collegiate’s Middle School,…

Opinion: Pajamas Are The Pinnacle Of Clothing

OPINION The opinions published by The Match are solely those of the author, and not of the entire publication, its staff, or Collegiate School. The…

Ellie Versus Ellie

HUMOR Editor’s note: They actually do get along sometimes. By Ellie Rogers and Ellie Craig Sometimes people have to share things. Unfortunately…

Is a Hot Dog a Sandwich?

OPINION The opinions published by The Match are solely those of the author, and not of the entire publication, its staff, or Collegiate School. The…

Top Ten

HUMOR TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR PROBABLY NOT GETTING INTO COLLEGE 10. Yer letters of rec. were written in emoji. 9. That weird…

April Fools Headlines 2K19

HUMOR Kilt Not Fingertip Length New Chicken Tender Recipe in McFall: Chicken On The Outside, Breading On The Inside Pizza Sticks Return…

My First Job Interview

HUMOR By Tucker Golladay It was a humid spring evening. Aside from my chicken vibrating its way across my plate in small…

Sheldon Speedmeyer Might Go To College

HUMOR By Zach Bostic Ever since he was born in 2006 at the age of 17, Sheldon Speedmeyer has dreamed of pursuing…

Top Ten Teacher Comments That Would Have Made Progress Reports Awkward

HUMOR 10. “His hygiene habits are infamous.” 9.5. “I recommend: Uber driver.” 9.2. “Your check bounced.” 9. “I’m not sure she knows…

Top Seven Speedbumps

From the hit new musical, Sleeping Sheldon and The Seven Speed Bumps. Bumpy Lumpy Grumpy Stumpy Humpy Trumpy Whiplash