Category Archives: Humor

Sheldon Speedmeyer: Who Is This Legend Of Collegiate?

HUMOR A legend is someone nearly everyone has heard of but very few people actually know about. As a new student, I…

April Fools Headlines 2016

Trump Decides to Stop Campaign Turns out it was all one giant April Fool’s Joke Mr. Wedge Named Hillary’s VP Ben Rein…

Cross Country’s Plea For Help

In case you missed it, here is the Men’s Cross Country’s Public Service Announcement from today’s assembly, produced by Kirby Kollmansperger. Remember:…

April Fools Headlines 2015

Miley Cyrus To Be Named New Upper School Head Changes to include No Dress Code, Onesies required, AP Twerking, & Foam Fingers…

Top Ten Reasons Sheldon Won’t GraduateĀ 

It seems every year Sheldon can’t get everything together to actually graduate. This year is no exception. Top Ten Reasons Sheldon Won’t…

Top Ten Reasons Sheldon Got Detention

10. He showed some shoulder. 9. He said the word “shoulder.” 8.5. He brought food to Brunch. 8. Wearing camo. 7. Not…

April Fools’ Headlines! 2014

Anonymous Social Media Proves Everyone at Collegiate is Actually a Horrible Person Sweet Sixteen Male Auction Going Swimmingly Putin Annexes Tennis Hut…

Junior Parking

By Julia Messer Juniors, Tomorrow there is an event scheduled on campus for the Dog Walkers Association of Eastern Bon Air. Once…