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HUMOR By Treasure Brown An after-school job is supposed to provide you with real-world job experience; it’s supposed to teach you collaboration,…

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OPINION The opinions published by The Match are solely those of the author, and not of the entire publication, its staff, or Collegiate School. The…

HUMOR Kilt Not Fingertip Length New Chicken Tender Recipe in McFall: Chicken On The Outside, Breading On The Inside Pizza Sticks Return…

HUMOR By Zach Bostic Ever since he was born in 2006 at the age of 17, Sheldon Speedmeyer has dreamed of pursuing…

HUMOR 10. “His hygiene habits are infamous.” 9.5. “I recommend: Uber driver.” 9.2. “Your check bounced.” 9. “I’m not sure she knows…

From the hit new musical, Sleeping Sheldon and The Seven Speed Bumps. Bumpy Lumpy Grumpy Stumpy Humpy Trumpy Whiplash  

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